December 18, 2006

  • no rilly tho, the last thing i fukn want on a fukn sunday evening at
    fukn midnite is for some fukn lame ass disgusting tourists to fukn get
    on my fukn case!!!!!!! get a fukn clue: u are fukn
    DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    at least i am home now. thank god! but i do rather like drinkin on a sunday, YAY! heeeee.

December 13, 2006

  • yewool's 27th bday

    paaar-ty, pizza paaaar-ty! it was SOOOO much fun! bacon cheeseburger pizza, GENIUS!

    yes, and it's settled: teenage mutant ninja turtles were originally turtles.

    blow out candles

    happy bday hezzer!

    then time to pin the drink on the yewool:

    y game j game l game a game n game me game u fukn cheater

    u fuuuuuuukn cheater!

    the gang

    the gang

  • this just in...

    a bunch of xmas presents for homeless children were stolen from a church!
    WTF?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
    how do these ppl sleep at nite??? it makes me sick that these ppl exist.
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December 6, 2006

  • edit: damn i hate assembly required!

    i went to town at bed bath & beyond again tonite.  i swear, i
    cannot trust myself in that place. 3 hours + 2 much greed = - 3 bills.  now i'm just waiting
    for them to deliver all the goodies, sometime btwn 11pm-2am.  i love same day
    delivery. genius!

    i've developed this addiction to airborne recently. i got some during
    my last excursion to bb&b and now i'm hooked. they have a nightime
    version too, with additional sleep aids. genius!

    now time to purge all the pix from my camera phone. these are so old i cant remember any of them.


    hungry hungry hippo!


    no recollection


    i think this was at goodworld ages ago


    jean down


    the hudson


    too cute!


    hahaha, at a rooftop party


    free kahlua cake for anyone who can guess who this is

December 4, 2006

  • i h8 work and i h8 being sick. too bad for me, i'm busy with both right now. UGH!

    for some reason i always get sick on the wknds too, which is really
    annoying. perhaps i should stop going out during the week? not that i
    do much of that either. but i think going out thursday put me out of
    commission for the whole wknd. not that i would take it back, b/c it
    was a fukn barrel full of laughs...but the after effects--> i
    went to bed friday and woke up sunday. and i've bin doing that practically every wknd for the past couple of months.

    herald's mom has some good pix of the laugh-a-thon, here are a couple more:


    cackling on the train


    cackling at mixx- note my martini on the table...


    all resulting in me wetting my pants.

    sorry i didn't come out this wknd, guys. hope u had a blast and took lotsa pix! 

November 30, 2006

  • my favorite holiday

    it happens every year on thanksgiving- the beginning of the end. for
    it's when gus (aka my belly) is unleashed and starts his eating
    marathon that lasts all thru the holidays until springtime. he gobbles
    up everything in his path and once he gets going there's no stopping.
    it's best to just move out the way. 

    this year's festivities were awesome and gus got off to a great start.
    we had a blast at hotel orchard and the feast lasted for 2 whole days
    (the only time i came home was to shower!). i guess it was fitting,
    since we had 2 of everything - 2 types of meats, potatoes, cornbread,
    pies, fruit, and a slew of other delicious dishes.  the best part
    was, everything was homemade! come to think of it, we even played 2
    types of games. my voice is finally almost back to normal but still
    raspy. my co-worky said i sounded like a man. oh so sexy..it's so
    weird. ever since i quit smoking i've gotten sick, lost my voice,
    and my chest has been hurting. wth?? hopefully it's just my body
    readjusting to all the cleaner air i'm breathing...?  i hope this
    combo of holiday grubbing + no smoking doesn't spell disaster for my
    waistline. i am already starting to feel the expansion....and the
    onslaught of xmas dinners and parties hasn't even started yet. oh
    well... i've never bin one to deny myself the pleasures of partying
    and/or food and i'm not gonna start now.

    this was definitely the most fun i've ever had on thanksgiving. i still
    really missed my family tho and now i can't wait to go home for xmas.
    but i'm glad to say that thanksgiving still reigns supreme as my
    favorite holiday. and no, it's not just because of the food. it's the
    love (yes, i said love) and feeling blessed and thankful for what i
    have.

    now excuse me while i curse myself and finish my stupid work. goodnite y'all.

November 27, 2006

  • double-0h so damn sexy

    i am obsessed. he is SO SO SOO damn freakn overflowing with sexiness, i'm literally shocked and amazed by my own reaction.

    he's still not the hottest, but fer SURE the sexiest. sweet jesus.

November 20, 2006

  • i caught the funniest convo on the street last nite btwn a dude and a chick. they were walking behind me so i heard everything.

    woman: sooo...alot of the ppl last nite were referring to me as your girlfried...should i be concerned?
    man: (pause) uh..
            (longer pause)
           
    (stutters)...um.....(pause)....i...i..i dunno....i. (pause)...guess i was....sorta...um..wish.....(silence)
    woman: (silence)

    i was torn btwn going "awwww" and "HA, SUCKA!!" at the same time. 
    sadly, my expectations were met with more uncomfortable silence so i
    stopped ear hustling. i pictured two white adults- one a 30 something
    professional male and the other a lil younger, somewhat stylish
    girl.  much to my surprise they turned out to be two young 20
    somethings, all decked out punker style. complete with tight black
    pants, funky hair, and spiky black belts.  i found myself feeling
    pleasantly surprised that they didnt turn out to be boring average ppl
    i expected.  i love it when ppl surprise me for the better.

    anyhoo, i was on my way to bed bath and beyond when this
    happened.  that place is like costco. u always walk out with way
    more than u anticipated and a couple benjamins less in ur wallet. but
    it always feels so good, hehe.

    so thanksgiving is only a couple days away, yay!!! hope everyone has a
    great holiday wknd, and most importantly, grubs like crazy!

November 16, 2006

  • wow.
    it's bin a while, but i am fukn buuuuuuuzzzzzed like a mo fo. hell, i
    am just plain drunk as hell. HA! but i had so much fun tonite! hahaha.
    dude, there are so many things racing thru my mind rt now, i dunno
    where to start.

    so another thing my frenz and i were discussing b4: what is the minimum
    height a guy has to be? i say 5'11''. anything shorter is.......well,
    it will take time to get accustomed to...but maybe i'm being very
    superficial. so what is ur absolute minimum height?  and is that
    just being too unrealistic?? i dunno. u tell me.

November 13, 2006

  • question of the day

    a guy who can cook OR has a great talent/skill (i.e. draw, sing, instrument, etc)?
    (and yes i kno cooking is also a skill u smartass - just choose)