i resigned today.
let the next chapter unfold....

"We could not e-file your return for the following reason: Electronic
Filing Error: The Intuit Electronic Filing Center is experiencing
unusually heavy demand and is unable to accept returns at this time."

i suppose it's my fault for filing my taxes at the 11th hour, but come on! how is turbo tax not gonna be prepared for the throngs of last minute filers like me???  totally unacceptable.

morning conversation at work today:
co-worker: did you hear about the vtech massacre?
me: yes! it was on the news all nite during my sleep. who's the killer?
co-worker: they're not sure, but they think he's chinese.
me: CHINESE? really???? hmmm. that's interesting.  shiet, if it was any asian i woulda said korean.
co-workers (at this point others start listening): really?? why do u say that?
me: because koreans are a much angrier bunch. chinese are pretty docile and more wussy. we're much more violent and likely to SNAP!
co-worker: hey wait!!!! they just updated- (she reads): "the assassin is confirmed to be of south korean descent!"
(all of us): laughing hysterically.
me: oh shit! seee??? koreans are way more crazy and likely to go fukn psycho. i'm telling ya, don't fuk with us. (this is all said in a fun, teasing, yet sincere tone).
VP (my big boss) happens to walk by at this exact moment! she looks at me. i smile at her and laugh heartily. she in turn gives uncomfortable sideways glance with eyes wide open and keeps walking. and trust me, she would normally stop to put in her 2 cents.  i think i scared her, hahahhaha!!  good.

don't get me wrong, the whole incident was by no means funny in any way and it made me teary watching it on the news tonite. but watching my co-workers and boss's reaction was quite amusing. and if they're a lil more scared of me b/c of it, i certainly wont complain. i hate the stereotype that we're all meek and quiet. gotta plant that seed of fear. muhahaha. >=p

arod hit another homer tonite. *SWOON*  so yuuuuuummy. perfect caramel. =P